THAT'S A GOOD POINT. AND OMG!!! WHY IS STUPID HAT KID DISGUISED AS OROCHIMARU'S PENIS?!?!! MAYBE ORO IS TRYING TO SHOW OFF HIS CONQUESTS TO ITACHI, LIKE ALL, REMEMBER HOW YOU REJECTED ME? WELL I FOUND LOTS OF BOYS WHO ARE EVEN YOUNGER, SO THERE!!! AND PRETTIER TOO, IN SASUKE'S CASE AT LEAST!!!

I know, right? Maybe staying in the same house with people like Orochimaru and Kabuto was so stressful that poor Sasucakes ended up binge-eating to ward off depression! COME ON SASUKE, ITACHI LIVES WITH FREAKS TOO BUT HE DIDN'T END UP LOOKING OVERWEIGHT!!!!

OMG THAT MUST BE IT!!! THIS IS SO UNFAIR!! WHY CANT THEY HAVE AN ANNOYING CHARACTER BATTLE ROYALE INSTEAD??? OMG AND WHO WOULD WIN THAT??? I'M THiNKING MAYBE SAI. D: