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Naruto chapter 389 and Shippuuden

Ninjutsu! Yay, go Sasuke!

Oooh, he's using Kage Bunshin Shuriken like that time with Naruto against Zabuza. And they didn't even have a flashback to it, that's awesome!

OMG, is a shuriken actually going to hit for once??? LOL, no, Itachi is way too awesome. OOH BUT SASUKE HAS STRINGS!

OMG, did he actually get Itachi?

ROFL, Zetsu does not compute why Itachi = not awesome. Clearly, Itachi is just distracted by how pretty Sasucakes is looking.

Don't say 'it looks like there is a clear winner', Zetsu! That's basically Itachi's cue to start being more awesome.

LOL, Sasucakes, you look like a pufferfish when you're doing your Katon. Itachi is obviously going to be more awesome now, because you look more silly than distractingly pretty.

OMG, ITACHI, STOP SUCKING! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!!! Man, now Sasuke's going to Chidori you, GROW SOME NADS, ITACHI, COME ON!!!

ROFL, Itachi is perplexed by Sasuke's crazy face. NOW YOU KNOW HOW THE REST OF US FEEL, ITACHI! Sasuke's crazy face isn't nearly as ~~LOLful~~ disturbing as yours!!

Oooh, curse seal! Ooh, lots of fireballs!

ITACHI IS CRYING TEARS OF BLOOD! AND HIS EYES DON'T LOOK SO PRETTY!!! That is maybe the most disturbing thing of all.

Hmmm, this chapter is disappointing with its lack of lolz.

Yams: I talk way too much about stuff you already know. Also, Kyuubi = bad.
Naruto: I knew that.
Sakura: I have Sai's girly diary!! Hey, it's totally full of NaruSasu porn!!!
Sai: Kabuto and Orochimaru are acting freakishly domestic! I might write porn about it. OH NOES, I HAVE LOST MY PORN DIARY!!!
Kabuto: I need a new young boy.
Orochimaru: You can't have one of mine!
Sai: Woes, I should be taking notes, but I can't because my porn diary is missing.
Sakura: This is some damn fine porn! Maybe Sai's not so bad after all. HEY, EVERYONE! COME READ THE PORN!
Naruto: YAY, PORN!
Orochimaru: Don't worry about your lost porn diary, Sai. I have a WHOLE CAVE FULL OF PORN!!!
Sasuke: I AM THE PORN!!!!

Sakura: Sasuke is awesome! He and Naruto are in love! PORN!

Naruto: SASUKE! WHEEEE!!!
Orochimaru: Hey, Sasuke! Stop being a pissy little bitch! I brought you back one of those porn-nins!
Sasuke: I SAID I WANTED CUPCAKES!!!
Sai: I write NaruSasu porn!
Sasuke: ...with cupcakes?
Sai: No.
Sasuke: THEN I WILL SHARINGAN YOU TIL YOU CRY, BITCH! Also because your outfit is stupid.
Sai: Says the gay pirate.
Sakura: I get a strong porn vibration from these rocks.
Naruto: And I get a strong cupcake vibration. LET'S GO!!
Yams: First, let's take these dubious pill-seed things that I will go to great lengths to explain so that it doesn't seem dodgy that I'm giving young kids strange substances.
Naruto & Sakura: OKAY!
Sakura: PORN!
Naruto: I have a whole bag full of cupcakes in my pocket. THINGS ARE LOOKING UP!
Sai: Hey, Kabuto, I want to read ALL the porn in this cave.
Kabuto: The only porn here is Sasuke. And he doesn't like you.
Sai: Hey, Kabuto, why are you leading me into a remote and empty bedroom?
Kabuto: Because I'm creepy.
Team Kakashi: No wall can keep us from the CAVE OF PORN!!
Sai: Luckily, I thought ahead and brought my secret scroll porn!

Sakura: Sasuke is a bit gay for Itachi too.

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It really is all about porn.
Have you read

zrina's "The Sound of Dreams" where Sai really did draw NaruSasu porn?

Everybody mention the seed swallowing scene and all I can think about is that those were quite big seeds and they just swallowed them. No drinking, no problems. Ninjas are awesome!

I have read Sound of Dreams! But I don't remember the Sai bit.

Yeah, that bothered me too. I can't swallow pills or anything, even with water, I need to crush them up. Does that mean I will never be a ninja? And I found it weird that Naruto wiped his mouth after he swallowed it - wtf???

Yay for no flashbacks! I was so pissed during the anime when they showed the scenes with Sasuke going, "I want to fight you too, Naruto!" and Haku's 'protecting important people' part like 142523321321 times. WE GET THE IDEA, HE WANTS TO FIGHT NARUTO. (unless 'fight' is a euphemism for something else? XD)

Itachi is totally distracted by pretty!Sasuke. It was definitely a smart move to change his outfit.

And I hate the clear winner thing too!! Like how everytime the freaking football commentators say something like that the other team bloody goes and scores!!

I liked the fireball part :D

...why is Sasuke eating cupcakes isn't that a little like eating HIMSELF. D: ROFL @ the porn, now we know the real reason why Kakashi wasn't sent on this mission...

WTF, LJ didn't send me a notification of this comment??? I wonder if there are other comments I didn't get either. THAT IS SCARY!!

'Fight' is definitely a euphemism. EVERY SINGLE FIGHT SCENE IS REALLY SUPPOSED TO BE SEX!!! Well, except for maybe that 462 episode Oro-Sandaime fight, because that's just sick and wrong!

LOL, Sasuke really is a genius after all! He knows Itachi can't resist the pretty, so he distracts him with his eyeballs and then WHAM! COMES OUT LOOKING ALL YUMMY AND WINS THE FIGHT!

Well, see, Sasuke is like THE KING OF THE CUPCAKES! And he CANNOT STAND FOR OTHER CUPCAKES TO EXIST IN HIS PRESENCE! So, therefore he must eat them, in case the other cupcakes try to usurp his throne!!! This is why he put on weight while with Orochimaru. *nods*

That happens to me too!! Sometimes I randomly stumble upon comments I wasn't even aware I'd gotten. O_o fail, LJ!

OH SICK, ORO/SANDAIME?! DD: but totally agree with the rest of the fight scenes. In fact I think almost all pairings consist of people who have fought each other before. Only can you imagine, like, Kankuro/Shino? Gross.

THAT IS THE BEST STRATEGY EVER!!! SASUKE IS SO SMART!

O: sort of scary that he's eating his OWN KIND to remain in power!! See, he can totally be ruthless after all!

Ew, Kankuro/Shino!!! Anyone/Shino is wrong, though Kankuro looked okay when he was all poisoned and stuff.

OF COURSE! SASUKE IS GOING TO RULE THE WORLD WITH HIS CLEVER CUPCAKE-EATING STRATEGY!!!

YEAH HE WAS OKAY-LOOKING THEN HE RUINED IT BY PUTTING ON HIS GAY PURPLE MAKEUP AGAIN. Why do like, half the Naruto characters have this strange affinity for the colour purple?!

SASUKE IS SO SMART!!

MAYBE PURPLE REPRESENTS TOTAL GAYNESS!!! Though, Kankuro isn't all that gay, and Itachi doesn't wear purple. This theory clearly needs to be worked on.

SASUKE IS THE MOST GENIUSISH PERSON EVER!!! I really want a cupcake now. Maybe I will go get one and a coffee!!

ITACHI HAS PURPLE NAILS THOUGH.

YES HE TOTALLY LIVES UP TO HIS GENIUS REPUTATION. And now I want a cupcake too! I wonder where I can get one from. *ponders*

OMG I FORGOT HE HAD PURPLE NAILS!!! IT IS TOTALLY TRUE THEN!

I found my Akatsuki-coloured nailpolish yesterday! It made me very happy. It is a bit light though, so I'll definitely have to paint black underneath.

Also, randomly, I am having trouble with minor canon details while writing the EPIC CROSSOVER FIC OF DOOM, are you any good with that sort of stuff??? I'm nearly finished chapter 1. Do you want me to send it to you chapter-by-chapter or wait until I've got more done???

I am going to get coffee and cupcakes now, so I'll be away for a little bit.

YEAH, I THINK KISHI WAS TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING BY INCLUDING ALL THAT PURPLE. Does Gaara have any purple anything?! Because he is totally one of the gayest.

OMG I AM TOTALLY ADDING SOME OF YOUR NEW INTERESTS TO MY PROFILE TOO. AWESOME.

Yay for Akatsuki polish!

Pretty good, but it depends on the fandom. I'm not so good with minor Ouran details because it's been some time since I've watched that! It's up to you anyway, either works for me. Chapter by chapter should be fine. If I'm at work email me at wen-e.soong@aig.com, I can't access Gmail here!

Cupcakes! :D

His shippuuden outfit is sort of reddish-purple. AND HE IS PURPLE ON THE INSIDE!!!

LOL, we totally have the coolest interest lists on all of LJ!!

I did my nails. They look kind of weird but Akatsuki-coloured, so that is good.

Mainly it's just minor Naruto details that I can't remember, like in the last arc before the Jiraiya vs Pein thing, Team Kakashi are wearing these robes, but I can't really remember what they looked like so much. Just little things like that, which I could probably find out easily if I was a bit less lazy XP (I am such a spazz, Naruto is wearing that cloak in this icon!)

I'll probably send it chapter-by-chapter then, but don't feel like you need to hurry or anything, because I'm a slow writer and I want to finish the whole thing before I post.

YAY CUPCAKES!!

GAARA PROBABLY BLEEDS PURPLE BLOOD. He's so gay at heart.

Akatsuki nails are awesome! I haven't managed to find the exact shade yet, though, BUT I WILL NOT GIVE UP HOPE!

Ah, I doubt I remember some of those things either then, but I don't mind helping you check them out! I have way too much time on my hands.

Okay! :D CAN'T WAIT TO READ IT.

Cupcakes make the world go round!

HE IS THE GAYEST THING TO EVER GAY. Well, at least outside of Orochimaru/Akatsuki.

TOGETHER WE WILL CREATE THE GREATEST FIC THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN!! Anyway, I think it will be cracky enough for the little things not to matter so much, no??

Oh yes, you can't beat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki in the gayness rankings!!

OMG YES! And yeah, I doubt people are actually going to nitpick little details like that.

ROFL, maybe that's why the Akatsuki really kidnapped Gaara, IT WAS TO EXTRACT THE GAY OUT OF HIM!!! But he was SO MUCH GAY THAT IT ALMOST KILLED HIM! I can just imagine the conversation...

Deidara: That new Kazekage is very gay.
Zetsu: LET'S EAT HIM FOR BREAKFAST!
Itachi: No, let's extract all his gay power and use it for our own!!! We will be TWICE AS GAY IF WE HAVE HIS GAY POWER!!!
Kisame: Itachi, you're awesome.
Pein: Then you can extract the gay from Naruto.
Itachi: That is too much gay for even me to handle. If you let loose that much gay in the world IT MIGHT IMPLODE!!!
Pein: GAY CHAKRA BOMB, YAY!!!

OMG.

HAHAHAHHA!!

You win at hilarious Akatsuki conversations! That definitely happened! And it was pretty damn awesome how they MADE EVERYBODY BELIEVE they wanted the Shukaku. I mean, gayness or a hugeass giant raccoon? ISN'T IT OBVIOUS WHAT THE AKATSUKI WOULD PICK? Way to mislead all the poor Konoha ninja!! No wonder they're trying to track Orochimaru and Sasuke, too.

The Akatsuki are total geniuses. They're really good at the diversion thing. I bet they are awesome with card tricks!!

:( I disliked this chapter so much. Just when I wasn't depressed anymore, I got depressed again.

Oh well. *goes off to listen to Guren*

Yeah, it was a little disappointing after the awesomeness of the past few weeks.

*GIVES YOU A CUPCAKE*

Haha of course Sasuke would want cupcakes! Chocolate ones! It's ALL he ever thinks about...and Naruto-cupcake-porn and may be some thoughts of itachi-smatchi-revenge!!
mwuahhahah XD

Yes, with sprinkles of top!!! (Of both Naruto and the cupcakes!)

Maybe in the end he will defeat Itachi WITH CAKE!!! What a shocking twist!

Lolz!! Like in Matilda when the headmaster forces that boy to eat that huge chocolate cake!!!

ROFL YES! Exactly like that!! Sasuke is so dark XP

LOL, Sasucakes, you look like a pufferfish when you're doing your Katon. Itachi is obviously going to be more awesome now, because you look more silly than distractingly pretty.

I totally thought the same thing!

ROFL, Itachi is perplexed by Sasuke's crazy face. NOW YOU KNOW HOW THE REST OF US FEEL, ITACHI! Sasuke's crazy face isn't nearly as LOLful disturbing as yours!!

Itachi's crazyface freaks me the fuck out. ^^; Itachi emoting? Tonight on the news: snowballs in hell!

I kinda wish there had been more to this chapter but *squirm* I think I'm just impatient. *grin* I'm not used to being caught up on manga--therefore I get to read whole arcs at a time and yeah.

Itachi's crazy face is equal parts terrifying and amusing, I think. Like the little eyeball jar he carries around with him - wtf???

I'm impatient too! A week is way too long to wait for new chapters!

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