prison break and clown sex and my sister is very wrong

[antpower]

My sister and I have spent the last few days mainlining Prison Break, because she hadn't watched it before and wanted to be caught up after hiatus, and we think that maybe all that adreneline packed into such a short space maybe broke her brain. That's our excuse anyway...

We were talking about writing Wincest porn, at least that's how it started.


Sister: If I wrote Wincest porn it would be really dirty.
Ant: Okay.
Sister: I think Dean would like to watch Sam on the toilet.
Sister: He would do little dances for Sam. While Sam was on the toilet.
Ant: OMG, that is so wrong. ROFL.
Sister: And Dean would tie Sam to the bed and dress up as a clown to have sex with him.
Ant: *has died*
Sister: Sam's screams would be one part horror, one part pleasure.


Sister: I worry about what's going to happen in season 3 of Prison Break...
Time: *is later*
Sister: I have worked out what will happen. Michael Scofield will come up with an elaborate plan to sneak into the Big Day Out.
Ant: Right.
Sister: Because the Insane Clown Posse are banned and he needs to get them in, to right the wrong of their banning.
Ant: Are they really banned?
Sister: No, I made that bit up.
Sister: Michael Scofield will disguise himself as a caterer and dress the Insane Clown Posse as the guys from Tool. It will be foolproof.
Ant: Sam Winchester would hate that plan.


Sister: Lincoln Burrows has no character arc.
Ant: It's because he's an angry rhino.
Sister: He is a damsel in distress. Like Princess Peach!
Ant: Or Zelda!
Sister: Yes! He is not Link, he is ZELDA!


Sister: They should've called LJ Burrows 'Little Lincoln' so he could be LL.
Ant: *brain has melted*
Sister: OMG, LL Cool J! I am calling him that from now on.
Sister: I worry about the fate of LL Cool J Burrows.


And then both our brains exploded.

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[paz-.livejournal.com]

Actually. I can see it so well that I started typing a really cracked out thing about Sam waking up tied to the bed, and Dean, who's got the curly red wig on, wanting to blow Sam like that. Of course Sam is protesting and freaking out, until the actual sucking off happens and, really, who can say no to Dean?

But that was some serious crack. So, um, yeah, I can totally see it. o_O *runs away blushing*

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

I know! I can picture the whole thing in my head perfectly! (Which is kind of scary in itself.) Sam would be like omg, Dean stop being such a freak, and Sam wouldn't know what was freaking him out more, whether it was that Dean was a clown or that Dean was a clown and Sam was still kind of turned on.

You realise if we're not careful we're going to end up writing clown!porn and that would probably melt my brain.

[paz-.livejournal.com]

You are bad for the brain. Or good, I can't decide.

We have drunk and slutty Dean on the works! I think clown!porn would only be the next step in the path to the Special Hell, and since we're more or less on our way there already... *cough*

I'm seriously trying to ignore this. I am. >_<

[ant-power.livejournal.com]

I am awesome for the brain!

Yay for drunk and slutty Dean! If he is in the Special Hell, then I don't mind so much going there.

CLOWN!PORN IS GOING TO BREAK OUR BRAINS! and yet, I don't seem to mind so much