OH MY GOD, WHY DID YOU MAKE ME THINK OF GAI AND LEE IN THE ARMY DRAG QUEEN OUTFIT?? MY BRAIN JUST BROKE!! THAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN IMAGINING ORO IN THE LIPS PV...well, maybe not, BUT THEY ARE BOTH KIND OF TRAUMATISING! AND BY 'KIND OF' I MEAN 'VERY'!!!

OMG YES! THEY COULD HAVE THEIR OWN CLUB, CALLED "SENSITIVE BOYS ANONYMOUS", where they can talk about their PROBLEMS! Like, Koki'd be all, "I really like this guy but he's only got eyes for someone else, yo!" and Matsujun would be like "WHY AM I NOT AS PRETTY AS YAMAPI? LIFE IS SO CRUEL!!!"

Yeah, it's definitely because he isn't funny! AND ALSO HIS HAIRSTYLES ARE KIND OF BAD! Anyway he just doesn't seem like the kind who'd be awesome and hilarious and do weird things like make up stupid songs and COMPARE HIS FRIENDS TO WATERMELONS and whatever else Pin and the other JE boys do!! YEAH, EVEN UEDA WHO TOTALLY HAS NO SENSE OF HUMOUR IS FUNNIER THAN OGURI SHUN!!!

I watched the Never Ending Wonderful Story DVD today and I HAVE SO MUCH LOVE FOR NEWS, OMG, IT'S LIKE MY HEART IS BURSTING!!

YAY! Yes, it would be the most awesome street ever!! Everybody would want to live there!