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naruto chapter 388
Oh, look at the cute brother picture!!! Look at adorable little Sasuke!
SASUKE'S EYE IS PLUCKED OUT OMG! This is totally genjustu, right? Holy crap, is it just me, or is the way Itachi is holding Sasuke against that wall TOTALLY FREAKING HOT???
WTF is Itachi planning to do with the eye anyway?
Who is laughing? It is Itachi? Is it Sasuke because Itachi didn't really get his eye??? Sasuke's empty eye socket is kind of cool.
Dude, though seriously, did he really take the eye? I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST TRICKING!!!
OOOH CURSE SEAL!!! YAY, GO SASUKE!!!
YEAH BRING OUT THAT CRAZY WING THING! Don't go purple and transvestitey though, because that's not so pretty. (Or maybe too pretty, disturbing, anyway.)
OMG WHY IS ITACHI BRINGING ALONG A JAR FOR THE EYE SO HILARIOUSLY FUNNY TO ME??? Is it the mental image of Itachi going to Tupperware parties? Quite possibly. Possibly also the 'blurp' sfx.
LOOK OUT, HE'S BEHIND YOU!!!
DON'T LET HIM TAKE YOUR OTHER EYE OMG!!! HURRY UP AND GROW A PAIR, SASUKE!!! AND I DON'T MEAN A PAIR OF EYES, THOUGH CLEARLY YOU WILL NEED THEM TOO IN A MINUTE!!
YES, SUPER-PURPLE-GIRLY-CURSE SEAL TWO, ACTIVATE!
WTF, Sharingan, you're confusing me! IS HE TAKING THE EYES OR NOT???
YAY, SASUKE HAS BOTH HIS PRETTY, PRETTY EYES!!! This is very happy making!
Where did Itachi go?
OMG YOU CAN'T LET ZETSU EAT SASUKE!
WHY IS ITACHI CLUTCHING HIS EYE? OMG!
Sasuke is smiling. That's a little
So, because Sasuke can dodge Itachi's Awesome Sharingan Powers, that means he's stronger than Itachi??? Does that mean HE CAN WIN???
Sasuke looks really chubby on page 16. No wonder Zetsu wants him for snacky-cakes.
LOL, Itachi, YOUR COMEBACK IS TOTALLY LAME!!! 'I say the same thing back to you', surely he could've thought of something better. Something with puns!
WTF IS THIS AMATERASU? How many techniques can one eye hold????
So, in conclusion: Sasuke is still pretty and two-eyed, Zetsu wants Sascakes and Itachi will probably never stop being awesome.
I really need sleep. Badly.
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THE CALORIES OF THE SASUCAKES WOULD BE TOTALLY WORTH IT!! Rainbow sprinkles and chocolate frosting, yum! And you know he totally has a gooey centre.
Okay, that last bit sounded a bit wrong.
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