You will work on your novel again because, when pushed, I can be a really terrible nag and I will get Laurie to help and we will gang up on you until you beg for mercy but we won't have any mercy for you and will force you to write and we won't let you over-edit and we will flay you with our spamming until you finish.

So there. Why aren't you online?

Also, now I want new shoes.