Mary Stayed Out All Night - episode 3
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Episode 2
This is the episode where the plot doesn't really thicken, or do much else but hang around in the background all like "I'm here, hello??" while Mary and her fake husbands have various unrelated hijinx. But that's okay, because JGS is still pretty and his hair is still shiny, and in this episode, love really starts to blossom. (Just not for Mary...)
So, as you'll remember from last episode, Mary was rudely awakened from her little nap on the first day of the 100 day plan to realise that her future husband was none other than Waffles, the douchey guy who had tried to buy her off at the hotel that time. She tries to give him his money back but he won't take it, and she tells him there's no way she'll be picking him at the end of the 100 days. He says that's cool, it's all just a business deal to him anyway.
Because he's obsessed making his drama about indie rockers, he tells her that as they're spending the days together, she can come work in his office, but he makes her stay in her own office and she's not supposed to talk to anyone or anything. This isn't doing much to change her mind about him being a douchebag.
But she recognises Annoying Actress with Good Hair through her office window, and comes out to see if she needs anything. She wants some special brand of mineral water or some crap, but at least she's not a wanker about giving Mary her autograph or anything. We're not supposed to realise yet that she's a bit insane.
Then the douchey actor comes in with Manager BANG! Manager BANG is all >:I about Mary being there, on account of that time she got that guy to rough Mary up and stuff, but Waffles tells her to chillax. I want to change my last name to BANG but I think Anita Bang sounds a bit porny.
Waffles makes her skedaddle once the meeting starts though, and Mary is bored again. Waffles then steps up his awesome wooing even further by telling Mary he's going to lunch and she should do whatevs. Mary's all like "oi, Waffles, give me something to do, you big tool", so he sends her home early.
When she gets home, her stupid dad is all like "hey, isn't that Waffles a top bloke", and Mary says he's a jerk and she's pretty sure he's gay on account of how he's all well dressed and wants to get married and stuff but has no interest in women. Personally, I think she's onto something here, but her dad says she's being unrealistic. Maybe her dad doesn't believe in gay guys or something, but it makes much more sense than this whole stupid 100 day deal fake bigamy situation, if you ask me.
Mary settles in to catch up with her dramas, but her dad wants to know why she's not off to see shiny-haired indie rocker JGS. She tries to call him but he doesn't answer, and her dad thinks this is all mighty suspicious and maybe she's set the whole wedding thing up as a scam to get out of marrying Waffles. Because that's the logical conclusion to jump to, obviously. Anyway, he starts questioning her about their relationship, so she gives him the Mary-voiceover-of-having-watched-too-many-dramas version.
Which includes pretty flashbacks of JGS, luckily as he's been sorely absent so far this episode.
Dumbass dad, not realising how badly he's working against himself this whole time, asks if JGS loves Mary back, and she's like "hell yeah he does, he even loves my creepy scar thing". Then they flashback to the whole first drunken walk home, because that was two episodes ago and we might have forgotten it by now.
Dad's still not really buying it and wants to meet JGS, even though he's allergic to hippies. Mary says hell no, you're not meeting him and if you try I'm canceling the 100 day deal. Which, I'm not sure if that meets the terms of the contract, but let's just go with it anyway.
So, Mary goes off to meet JGS at his new house that he just rented out that day to warn him that her dad might be harassing him and stuff like that.
She writes down the details of their epic romance for him to memorise and he's all like "wth are you writing a novel or something?". No, JGS, because novels have plots.
Then she gets to the main point, which is "oh, by the way I have to hang out at your house for the next 100 days or else my dad will make me marry the other guy". JGS flat-out refuses and she tries to sway him by giving him big eyes. He laughs at her and tells her she looks like the cat from Shrek but his heart is unmoved. She offers to pay rent in exchange for staying there but he won't have it, on account of his ginormous commitment issues.
The landlady shows up and thinks Mary is his girlfriend and they're moving in together, even though they say that's not how it is, the landlady is all "that's cool, I know how kids these days roll, yo" and stuff.
JGS decides he needs to decorate his new place, so he goes out and Mary follows him. He should realise from that time last episode where Mary stalked him until he did what she wanted that he's not going to get rid of her so easy.
So they have a cute montage of collecting decorative trash and he makes her lug bricks and stuff. It's one of the few cute moments in this episode that doesn't have nearly the cuteness of the previous eps with the cabbage of love and the fake wedding and animal noises and stuff.
They find lots of awesome stuff.
His place looks much prettier now, so Mary feels like he might be more amiable to her suggestion. He's not though.
In the end he agrees she can stay there for today but that's it. She's kind of crushed he doesn't have a telly and she's going to miss her stories, but she makes do with a book, while he makes songs on his thousands of dollars worth of equipment that he clearly bought with all that money he gets from the bunnies and unicorns. It's also how he can afford such fabulous coats.
Waffles meets with his dad so they can talk about Mary. Waffles doesn't really get it and then Waffles dad creepily goes on about how THERE CAN BE ONLY MARY and Waffles finds it a bit creepy and disturbing so wisely agrees and shuts up.
Dumbass dad pays off the Korean yakuza and they have a touching farewell scene.
JGS's band mates call and say they're coming over to check out the new place, so he tells Mary to bugger off. She's about to leave when they show up.
JGS tries to kick Mary out so he and his band mates can watch porn or something, but the band mates don't want Mary to leave on account of she's cute as a button and they like pissing JGS off. Also, they want her to invite her friends over so they can have more wacky shenanigans.
Once everyone is gathered, they start talking about Mary's fake bigamy predicament and everyone's minds are blown. Everyone tries to talk JGS into going along with it (I think mostly because they think it's funny), but he still refuses.
Then they run out of drinks, so JGS goes to get more. Mary starts tidying up all the empties and other guitarist guy says she really looks like his wife. When she goes to put the recycling out, she notices a woman looking around outside and Mary thinks she looks kind of familiar.
JGS gets back from buying drinks and he's delighted to see the mysterious woman there. There's kissing and hugging and stunned faces from Mary and her friends. The mysterious woman has icecream (to show how she's cold inside and stuff), and wants to go drink with them but JGS says no, he will take her home, and they head into the night together.
Back inside, the band mates explain how that's JGS's hot mum and she had JGS when she was 17. She's always getting into trouble and JGS has to help her out, much in the same way as Mary and her dad (only a bit creepier).
When JGS gets back, the atmosphere is a bit awkward, on account of how they've all just been talking about how he has creepy feelings toward his mother, and how neither Mary nor JGS want to drink, so to lighten everyone up, they decide to play drinking games.
They play this game where you have to put down a finger every time someone says something and you haven't done it, and the first person with no fingers left has to drink. This helps contrast how innocent Mary is with what a player JGS is, as well as getting Mary well and truly stonkered.
Everyone decides to go for more drinks and karaoke (I want to hang out with the band guys, they always have fun!), so JGS is left to take home drunken Mary in the van that he never had before. As he's loading Mary into the van, her dad calls her and yells a lot about how she was supposed to be home by 10pm and she's an hour late.
Of course, then the van breaks down, so JGS piggybacks her again. His hot mum calls him to make sure he got home okay, and then Mary drunken rambles to him because she thinks he's her dad. She apologises that she can't marry Waffles but says they're going to have a better life after all of this and other things that soften JGS's indie rocker heart.
When they get to Mary's, her dad is waiting outside, about to have an aneurysm. Dude, she's 24 and it's only 11 o'clock, normal people haven't even eaten dinner by then!!
Annoying dad raves on a bit more and asks JGS about his intentions, which stumps him. He asks if JGS has compromised Mary's virtue and JGS says he never touched her. Dad doesn't believe him => seriously, make up your mind, bozo, earlier you thought she was making the whole thing up. Clearly the patchouli has affected his brain. Anyway, he makes JGS stare him in the eye until he believes him.
Back at his new house, JGS is finally alone to sit around looking horrendously pretty. He flashes back to a conversation he had with Mary about music and how she understood what he meant when he said he wanted to make music that didn't lie (or something like that), and he smiles to himself, then goes to write songs.
The next morning, Mary is violently ill. And honestly, it is nice that her dad made her breakfast and all, but if someone was hovering around me like that when I was hungover, I'd probably brain them with the kimchi. This is probably another reason why my life is nothing like a kdrama.
Manager BANG gives Waffles a list of indie bands to consider for the soundtrack of his indie band drama. Let's ignore where that's going and what a total plot contrivance it will be when it happens and just be happy for Waffles that he thinks his drama (which is in pre-pre-production stages) is going well enough to be considering the soundtrack already.
And because it's all going so well that they don't need to consider scripting or funding (because he has that sorted with his awesome wooing) or anything else practical, the newly-signed stars have a "concept photo shoot".
JGS and the boys are waiting backstage for the drummer to show up because they have a gig. The drummer isn't answering his phone, and JGS says that other guitarist can play drums. He hasn't played for years, but JGS says it will be fine, as they're protected by the power of his prettiness.
In case anyone hadn't already worked it out, Annoying Actress is looking at pictures of her and JGS being all coupley to show that he's the boyfriend that she regrets breaking up with and is still pining over and stuff.
She calls him and they have an awkward conversation about not much at all. She says she's been thinking of him because she's doing a drama about indie rockers, but it's pretty obvious she thinks about him all the time. He says don't collapse like last time you did a drama.
Mary has told Waffles to give her proper work, so she's handing out drinks and food to the crew and cast. She gives Annoying Actress the special water she wanted last time and they have a bit of a chat about stuff, like how Annoying Actress should ignore all the people who post mean stuff about her on the internets. Annoying Actress says to Manager BANG that Mary seems nice and Manager BANG says Mary posts internet rumours and is a nasty piece of work. Then, Mary goes to the toilet to call her dad and say she's going to be late. One of the production assistants is in the toilets bitching on the phone to someone about Annoying Actress and how she's probably shagging Waffles to get the role and other mean things.
Then the assistant leaves and someone comes out of the other toilet. This whole part is really so annoying. Anyway, Annoying Actress obviously thinks it was Mary saying the mean stuff, as she's there on her phone and Manager BANG had warned her about Mary and all.
So, like any normal person would, Annoying Actress slams Mary's phone into the mirror, breaking them both, and then storms out of the photo shoot in a massive hissy fit, claiming she can't work right now. For realz, I would just sack her, but Waffles follows her instead. She, of course goes to see JGS's band, even though he hadn't told her where they were playing or anything, she's just an awesome stalker like that. She looks woefully at the guitar pick she wears around her neck.
JGS is singing this awful love ballad that is kind of cringe-worthily lame. The crowd seem to like it though, but I think it's mainly because they can't hear over JGS's prettiness.
Waffles and Manager BANG show up. Manager BANG warns Waffles that this band isn't suitable for the drama, on account of the singer is too full of himself and stuff, but as Waffles wasn't put off by the mournful song, he's not worried by her opinion either. As the drummer never showed up and other guitarist is on drums, they end up screwing the whole song up (even though it's a ballad and doesn't actually need drums), but like the little trooper he is, JGS takes over and sings the rest a capella (well, there's an acoustic guitar coming from somewhere, but nobody on stage is playing it), and Waffles is even more smitten.
The drummer shows up after the show with a broken arm. He apologises for not showing up, and other guitarist apologises for screwing up the drumming and JGS gets really pissed off at all the apologising and storms out.
Waffles is waiting outside the band room like a 13 year old groupie.
He says "I'm making a TV show, do you want to be on it?" because this is a tried and true line for picking up guys in bands. Not really, Waffles! Trust me, it will only bring you heartache in the end! He tries to give JGS his card but JGS stalks off, the rest of the band try to talk to Waffles but he says he's not interested in amateur bands.
The band go to that bar they always go to so they can get drunk. They talk about how things were better when they were just playing music for fun and how everyone else their age is getting married and how JGS would be better off without them, because he has the looks and talent to make it big. JGS says this is poppycock, but you can tell he's kind of wondering.
They get very drunk and turn into rock beasts.
Everyone else decides they're tired and want to go home, but JGS wants to drink more. He can't believe the power of his shiny hair doesn't compel them to stay, especially since they normally go on 15 day benders.
He decides he can drink by himself anyway, forgetting there's all sorts of swindlers and thugs and people who forge marriage certificates loose on the streets these days.
He gets a text from Mary apologising for embroiling him in her fake bigamy and saying she hopes he's taking care of himself because if he wants to do music for a long time he has to look after his body. She says she hopes he won't go drinking, because he told her he wasn't going to drink and just make music instead. He laughs and says he's already drunk and then tries to call her, but she's not answering on account of his crazy ex-girlfriend broke his phone.
I think JGS must be fitted with a GPS tracking device or something, because it seems incredibly easy to stalk him. Anyway, JGS keeps trying to call Mary, and then Waffles shows up.
Back at the photo shoot that Waffles seems to have forgotten all about, Mary is handing out bentos. She takes one to Annoying Actress and tells her that she was wrong, it wasn't Mary who said those things and basically that it's not appropriate to throw tantrums in the workplace. Douchebag actor guy thinks it's freaking hilarious and Annoying Actress feels a bit stupid.
Waffles takes JGS to drink more and tries to talk him into signing on for the drama about indie rockers. JGS says no because they'll make him wear stupid clothes and lip sync.
Waffles says JGS is wrong, he's all about the rock mentality. JGS thinks it's highly unlikely that someone running a company for profit knows jack-all about the rock mentality, but he lets Waffles keep buying beers anyway.
Mary has worked through the night, because of Annoying Actresses's hissy fit, and it's morning when she gets home. She tells her dad she was given the day off, but he makes her go to Waffles's house for Waffle time anyway. JGS wakes up in a strange bed.
He's a bit hungover and confused, but luckily still looks pretty. Not even his necklaces got tangled in his sleep, such is his pretty power!!
And THEN!! Waffles emerges from the shower and into the bedroom, where they clearly slept together, if not slept together. Waffles shoots looks of longing at JGS and it seems like Mary was right after all and we weren't all just imagining the gay vibe because we read too much fan fic.
JGS has fuzzy memories of Waffles helping him walk home, but not much else, like whether they had hot man sex or not. (Let's assume they did though.)
That's about the time that Mary shows up. She tries to nap on the couch but then she hears voices in the bedroom. Waffles is saying, "I think we're quite suitable for each other", and JGS says "You want me that bad?" and other innuendo-laden things. Mary doesn't recognise his voice, but she realises it's another man and she's overjoyed that she's catching Waffles red-handed at breaking the 100 day deal. She sneaks up to the bedroom door only to find OMG HER TWO HUSBANDS HAVE BEEN SLEEPING TOGETHER!!!!
Everyone is shocked to realise they're coincidentally the ones involved in the 100 day deal, and Mary rushes to protect JGS from the creepy stalkerness of Waffles.
And yet again, we're left to wonder what will become of Mary and her two fake husbands!!
Episode 2
This is the episode where the plot doesn't really thicken, or do much else but hang around in the background all like "I'm here, hello??" while Mary and her fake husbands have various unrelated hijinx. But that's okay, because JGS is still pretty and his hair is still shiny, and in this episode, love really starts to blossom. (Just not for Mary...)
So, as you'll remember from last episode, Mary was rudely awakened from her little nap on the first day of the 100 day plan to realise that her future husband was none other than Waffles, the douchey guy who had tried to buy her off at the hotel that time. She tries to give him his money back but he won't take it, and she tells him there's no way she'll be picking him at the end of the 100 days. He says that's cool, it's all just a business deal to him anyway.
Because he's obsessed making his drama about indie rockers, he tells her that as they're spending the days together, she can come work in his office, but he makes her stay in her own office and she's not supposed to talk to anyone or anything. This isn't doing much to change her mind about him being a douchebag.
But she recognises Annoying Actress with Good Hair through her office window, and comes out to see if she needs anything. She wants some special brand of mineral water or some crap, but at least she's not a wanker about giving Mary her autograph or anything. We're not supposed to realise yet that she's a bit insane.
Then the douchey actor comes in with Manager BANG! Manager BANG is all >:I about Mary being there, on account of that time she got that guy to rough Mary up and stuff, but Waffles tells her to chillax. I want to change my last name to BANG but I think Anita Bang sounds a bit porny.
Waffles makes her skedaddle once the meeting starts though, and Mary is bored again. Waffles then steps up his awesome wooing even further by telling Mary he's going to lunch and she should do whatevs. Mary's all like "oi, Waffles, give me something to do, you big tool", so he sends her home early.
When she gets home, her stupid dad is all like "hey, isn't that Waffles a top bloke", and Mary says he's a jerk and she's pretty sure he's gay on account of how he's all well dressed and wants to get married and stuff but has no interest in women. Personally, I think she's onto something here, but her dad says she's being unrealistic. Maybe her dad doesn't believe in gay guys or something, but it makes much more sense than this whole stupid 100 day deal fake bigamy situation, if you ask me.
Mary settles in to catch up with her dramas, but her dad wants to know why she's not off to see shiny-haired indie rocker JGS. She tries to call him but he doesn't answer, and her dad thinks this is all mighty suspicious and maybe she's set the whole wedding thing up as a scam to get out of marrying Waffles. Because that's the logical conclusion to jump to, obviously. Anyway, he starts questioning her about their relationship, so she gives him the Mary-voiceover-of-having-watched-too-many-dramas version.
Which includes pretty flashbacks of JGS, luckily as he's been sorely absent so far this episode.
Dumbass dad, not realising how badly he's working against himself this whole time, asks if JGS loves Mary back, and she's like "hell yeah he does, he even loves my creepy scar thing". Then they flashback to the whole first drunken walk home, because that was two episodes ago and we might have forgotten it by now.
Dad's still not really buying it and wants to meet JGS, even though he's allergic to hippies. Mary says hell no, you're not meeting him and if you try I'm canceling the 100 day deal. Which, I'm not sure if that meets the terms of the contract, but let's just go with it anyway.
So, Mary goes off to meet JGS at his new house that he just rented out that day to warn him that her dad might be harassing him and stuff like that.
She writes down the details of their epic romance for him to memorise and he's all like "wth are you writing a novel or something?". No, JGS, because novels have plots.
Then she gets to the main point, which is "oh, by the way I have to hang out at your house for the next 100 days or else my dad will make me marry the other guy". JGS flat-out refuses and she tries to sway him by giving him big eyes. He laughs at her and tells her she looks like the cat from Shrek but his heart is unmoved. She offers to pay rent in exchange for staying there but he won't have it, on account of his ginormous commitment issues.
The landlady shows up and thinks Mary is his girlfriend and they're moving in together, even though they say that's not how it is, the landlady is all "that's cool, I know how kids these days roll, yo" and stuff.
JGS decides he needs to decorate his new place, so he goes out and Mary follows him. He should realise from that time last episode where Mary stalked him until he did what she wanted that he's not going to get rid of her so easy.
So they have a cute montage of collecting decorative trash and he makes her lug bricks and stuff. It's one of the few cute moments in this episode that doesn't have nearly the cuteness of the previous eps with the cabbage of love and the fake wedding and animal noises and stuff.
They find lots of awesome stuff.
His place looks much prettier now, so Mary feels like he might be more amiable to her suggestion. He's not though.
In the end he agrees she can stay there for today but that's it. She's kind of crushed he doesn't have a telly and she's going to miss her stories, but she makes do with a book, while he makes songs on his thousands of dollars worth of equipment that he clearly bought with all that money he gets from the bunnies and unicorns. It's also how he can afford such fabulous coats.
Waffles meets with his dad so they can talk about Mary. Waffles doesn't really get it and then Waffles dad creepily goes on about how THERE CAN BE ONLY MARY and Waffles finds it a bit creepy and disturbing so wisely agrees and shuts up.
Dumbass dad pays off the Korean yakuza and they have a touching farewell scene.
JGS's band mates call and say they're coming over to check out the new place, so he tells Mary to bugger off. She's about to leave when they show up.
JGS tries to kick Mary out so he and his band mates can watch porn or something, but the band mates don't want Mary to leave on account of she's cute as a button and they like pissing JGS off. Also, they want her to invite her friends over so they can have more wacky shenanigans.
Once everyone is gathered, they start talking about Mary's fake bigamy predicament and everyone's minds are blown. Everyone tries to talk JGS into going along with it (I think mostly because they think it's funny), but he still refuses.
Then they run out of drinks, so JGS goes to get more. Mary starts tidying up all the empties and other guitarist guy says she really looks like his wife. When she goes to put the recycling out, she notices a woman looking around outside and Mary thinks she looks kind of familiar.
JGS gets back from buying drinks and he's delighted to see the mysterious woman there. There's kissing and hugging and stunned faces from Mary and her friends. The mysterious woman has icecream (to show how she's cold inside and stuff), and wants to go drink with them but JGS says no, he will take her home, and they head into the night together.
Back inside, the band mates explain how that's JGS's hot mum and she had JGS when she was 17. She's always getting into trouble and JGS has to help her out, much in the same way as Mary and her dad (only a bit creepier).
When JGS gets back, the atmosphere is a bit awkward, on account of how they've all just been talking about how he has creepy feelings toward his mother, and how neither Mary nor JGS want to drink, so to lighten everyone up, they decide to play drinking games.
They play this game where you have to put down a finger every time someone says something and you haven't done it, and the first person with no fingers left has to drink. This helps contrast how innocent Mary is with what a player JGS is, as well as getting Mary well and truly stonkered.
Everyone decides to go for more drinks and karaoke (I want to hang out with the band guys, they always have fun!), so JGS is left to take home drunken Mary in the van that he never had before. As he's loading Mary into the van, her dad calls her and yells a lot about how she was supposed to be home by 10pm and she's an hour late.
Of course, then the van breaks down, so JGS piggybacks her again. His hot mum calls him to make sure he got home okay, and then Mary drunken rambles to him because she thinks he's her dad. She apologises that she can't marry Waffles but says they're going to have a better life after all of this and other things that soften JGS's indie rocker heart.
When they get to Mary's, her dad is waiting outside, about to have an aneurysm. Dude, she's 24 and it's only 11 o'clock, normal people haven't even eaten dinner by then!!
Annoying dad raves on a bit more and asks JGS about his intentions, which stumps him. He asks if JGS has compromised Mary's virtue and JGS says he never touched her. Dad doesn't believe him => seriously, make up your mind, bozo, earlier you thought she was making the whole thing up. Clearly the patchouli has affected his brain. Anyway, he makes JGS stare him in the eye until he believes him.
Back at his new house, JGS is finally alone to sit around looking horrendously pretty. He flashes back to a conversation he had with Mary about music and how she understood what he meant when he said he wanted to make music that didn't lie (or something like that), and he smiles to himself, then goes to write songs.
The next morning, Mary is violently ill. And honestly, it is nice that her dad made her breakfast and all, but if someone was hovering around me like that when I was hungover, I'd probably brain them with the kimchi. This is probably another reason why my life is nothing like a kdrama.
Manager BANG gives Waffles a list of indie bands to consider for the soundtrack of his indie band drama. Let's ignore where that's going and what a total plot contrivance it will be when it happens and just be happy for Waffles that he thinks his drama (which is in pre-pre-production stages) is going well enough to be considering the soundtrack already.
And because it's all going so well that they don't need to consider scripting or funding (because he has that sorted with his awesome wooing) or anything else practical, the newly-signed stars have a "concept photo shoot".
JGS and the boys are waiting backstage for the drummer to show up because they have a gig. The drummer isn't answering his phone, and JGS says that other guitarist can play drums. He hasn't played for years, but JGS says it will be fine, as they're protected by the power of his prettiness.
In case anyone hadn't already worked it out, Annoying Actress is looking at pictures of her and JGS being all coupley to show that he's the boyfriend that she regrets breaking up with and is still pining over and stuff.
She calls him and they have an awkward conversation about not much at all. She says she's been thinking of him because she's doing a drama about indie rockers, but it's pretty obvious she thinks about him all the time. He says don't collapse like last time you did a drama.
Mary has told Waffles to give her proper work, so she's handing out drinks and food to the crew and cast. She gives Annoying Actress the special water she wanted last time and they have a bit of a chat about stuff, like how Annoying Actress should ignore all the people who post mean stuff about her on the internets. Annoying Actress says to Manager BANG that Mary seems nice and Manager BANG says Mary posts internet rumours and is a nasty piece of work. Then, Mary goes to the toilet to call her dad and say she's going to be late. One of the production assistants is in the toilets bitching on the phone to someone about Annoying Actress and how she's probably shagging Waffles to get the role and other mean things.
Then the assistant leaves and someone comes out of the other toilet. This whole part is really so annoying. Anyway, Annoying Actress obviously thinks it was Mary saying the mean stuff, as she's there on her phone and Manager BANG had warned her about Mary and all.
So, like any normal person would, Annoying Actress slams Mary's phone into the mirror, breaking them both, and then storms out of the photo shoot in a massive hissy fit, claiming she can't work right now. For realz, I would just sack her, but Waffles follows her instead. She, of course goes to see JGS's band, even though he hadn't told her where they were playing or anything, she's just an awesome stalker like that. She looks woefully at the guitar pick she wears around her neck.
JGS is singing this awful love ballad that is kind of cringe-worthily lame. The crowd seem to like it though, but I think it's mainly because they can't hear over JGS's prettiness.
Waffles and Manager BANG show up. Manager BANG warns Waffles that this band isn't suitable for the drama, on account of the singer is too full of himself and stuff, but as Waffles wasn't put off by the mournful song, he's not worried by her opinion either. As the drummer never showed up and other guitarist is on drums, they end up screwing the whole song up (even though it's a ballad and doesn't actually need drums), but like the little trooper he is, JGS takes over and sings the rest a capella (well, there's an acoustic guitar coming from somewhere, but nobody on stage is playing it), and Waffles is even more smitten.
The drummer shows up after the show with a broken arm. He apologises for not showing up, and other guitarist apologises for screwing up the drumming and JGS gets really pissed off at all the apologising and storms out.
Waffles is waiting outside the band room like a 13 year old groupie.
He says "I'm making a TV show, do you want to be on it?" because this is a tried and true line for picking up guys in bands. Not really, Waffles! Trust me, it will only bring you heartache in the end! He tries to give JGS his card but JGS stalks off, the rest of the band try to talk to Waffles but he says he's not interested in amateur bands.
The band go to that bar they always go to so they can get drunk. They talk about how things were better when they were just playing music for fun and how everyone else their age is getting married and how JGS would be better off without them, because he has the looks and talent to make it big. JGS says this is poppycock, but you can tell he's kind of wondering.
They get very drunk and turn into rock beasts.
Everyone else decides they're tired and want to go home, but JGS wants to drink more. He can't believe the power of his shiny hair doesn't compel them to stay, especially since they normally go on 15 day benders.
He decides he can drink by himself anyway, forgetting there's all sorts of swindlers and thugs and people who forge marriage certificates loose on the streets these days.
He gets a text from Mary apologising for embroiling him in her fake bigamy and saying she hopes he's taking care of himself because if he wants to do music for a long time he has to look after his body. She says she hopes he won't go drinking, because he told her he wasn't going to drink and just make music instead. He laughs and says he's already drunk and then tries to call her, but she's not answering on account of his crazy ex-girlfriend broke his phone.
I think JGS must be fitted with a GPS tracking device or something, because it seems incredibly easy to stalk him. Anyway, JGS keeps trying to call Mary, and then Waffles shows up.
Back at the photo shoot that Waffles seems to have forgotten all about, Mary is handing out bentos. She takes one to Annoying Actress and tells her that she was wrong, it wasn't Mary who said those things and basically that it's not appropriate to throw tantrums in the workplace. Douchebag actor guy thinks it's freaking hilarious and Annoying Actress feels a bit stupid.
Waffles takes JGS to drink more and tries to talk him into signing on for the drama about indie rockers. JGS says no because they'll make him wear stupid clothes and lip sync.
Waffles says JGS is wrong, he's all about the rock mentality. JGS thinks it's highly unlikely that someone running a company for profit knows jack-all about the rock mentality, but he lets Waffles keep buying beers anyway.
Mary has worked through the night, because of Annoying Actresses's hissy fit, and it's morning when she gets home. She tells her dad she was given the day off, but he makes her go to Waffles's house for Waffle time anyway. JGS wakes up in a strange bed.
He's a bit hungover and confused, but luckily still looks pretty. Not even his necklaces got tangled in his sleep, such is his pretty power!!
And THEN!! Waffles emerges from the shower and into the bedroom, where they clearly slept together, if not slept together. Waffles shoots looks of longing at JGS and it seems like Mary was right after all and we weren't all just imagining the gay vibe because we read too much fan fic.
JGS has fuzzy memories of Waffles helping him walk home, but not much else, like whether they had hot man sex or not. (Let's assume they did though.)
That's about the time that Mary shows up. She tries to nap on the couch but then she hears voices in the bedroom. Waffles is saying, "I think we're quite suitable for each other", and JGS says "You want me that bad?" and other innuendo-laden things. Mary doesn't recognise his voice, but she realises it's another man and she's overjoyed that she's catching Waffles red-handed at breaking the 100 day deal. She sneaks up to the bedroom door only to find OMG HER TWO HUSBANDS HAVE BEEN SLEEPING TOGETHER!!!!
Everyone is shocked to realise they're coincidentally the ones involved in the 100 day deal, and Mary rushes to protect JGS from the creepy stalkerness of Waffles.
And yet again, we're left to wonder what will become of Mary and her two fake husbands!!
