OMG, YOU ARE RIGHT!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SPOILED EVERYONE FOR THE AS-YET UNWRITTEN FIC!! BUT CLEARLY IT WILL BE SO AWESOME THAT EVERYONE WILL READ IT ANYWAY! Though, possibly not as awesome as the Akame kidnapping/cancer/family feud fic, because WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BEAT THAT???

We are like geniuses of Akame fic, and that's all there is to it!!